Posted 2 hours ago

weightlossutopia:

lets-just-eat:

Meyer lemon blueberry yogurt pound cake, infused with earl grey tea leaves

follow for fitspiration!

(Source: greatfoods)

Posted 2 hours ago

meladoodle:

one time when i was like 12 my dad wanted me to put a dvd in the dvd player and i was like ‘what do i get in return’ and he said ‘you can have half of the winnings of this stupid lotto ticket’ and he ended up winning 60 dollars and i was so pleased with myself. 30 dollars when youre 12 is pretty much like infinity dollars. he was so mad

Posted 2 hours ago

mockingjalie:

thg fandom´s gifing team waiting for the HQ version of Mj pt 1 trailer

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Posted 5 hours ago
summer blogging from Lake-town. (ins.)

(Source: bilbo-greene)

Posted 5 hours ago

The hairs on my arm having trouble getting erect
I’m not feelin’ those songs anymore, it’s getting routine
My headphones and my head aren’t close anymore

I need musical Viagra…

Posted 6 hours ago

yo so lee pace just replied to my tweet

Posted 15 hours ago

hungarian:

what do u mean i don’t have a social life I just went grocery shopping with my mom

Posted 15 hours ago
Posted 16 hours ago

how to tell whether something is a vegetable or a fruit

officialunitedstates:

hellanade:

officialunitedstates:

does it taste bad?  it is a vegetable then

What about lemons?

lemons are a vegetable lemonade is a fruit

Posted 16 hours ago

15-Year-Old African Kid Tells Madonna To Go ‘Have Sex’ with Herself

almightykushlord:

Dakarai Molokomme, a 15-year-old starving child from a small village in Zimbabwe, has just told , one of the most famous pop stars in the world, to  and f*** , the local media are reporting exclusively.

“Yes, it’s true, I told Madonna to go f*** herself. Do you want to know why?” Dakarai asked. “It’s the same thing every time with these snobby rich Americans. Every once in a while they come to show us their support for the so-called eradication of poverty by adopting a child from a starving family, but they actually do more harm than good. Transracial international adoptions are part of the white savior industrial complex,” Dakarai explained.

In further discussions with journalists from the media, the  stated that “none of the children here actually want to be taken away from their family and friends so they can be displayed as some kind of trophy in the homes of self-righteous singers or actors who want to score some points with the media and Oprah.”

“If they really want to help us, they should get Big Pharma to ship us some anti-retroviral drugs for the AIDS epidemic, or build schools and hospitals. If they don’t want to do that, then they can all go f** themselves!” the child told reporters.

The 15-year-old also stated that he would say the same thing to any one of those American or European “faux humanitarian posers”, except for Bono, whom he said he would also kick in the groin.

“Bono’s efforts to save the African savage from itself prove that the colonial imperative is alive and well,” Dakarai said as he walked with other village children collecting sticks to build a tree fort.

THIS IS THE RAWEST 15 YEAR OLD ALIVE

Posted 16 hours ago
Posted 16 hours ago

chaneladdict:

Chris Pratt Interrupts Interview To French Braid Intern’s Hair

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(Source: chrisprattdelicious)

Posted 16 hours ago

kiransingh:

the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bag despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life

Posted 16 hours ago
nutty-themes:


Foodie’s Feed / Death to the Stock / Jay Mantri / Little Visuals Picjumbo / New Old Stock / Refe / Unsplash / Gratisography

I get quite a few questions about where I find my stock images that are used in live previews so here’s a list of my favourite (all can be found on the resources page). Most of these are free to use on personal and commercial projects but double check the licenses before use.

nutty-themes:

I get quite a few questions about where I find my stock images that are used in live previews so here’s a list of my favourite (all can be found on the resources page). Most of these are free to use on personal and commercial projects but double check the licenses before use.

Posted 1 day ago

Literally Kim Jong Un is that crazy, intensely angry, bratty child that no one really wants to play with because every time they do, he gets mad about the tiniest thing and screech-whines “STOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!!!” at the top of his lungs